Sunbyanyname: WHY THIS VALENTINE VALENTINE DI?

Monday, 13 February 2012

WHY THIS VALENTINE VALENTINE DI?

Yo boys I am singing song

Love song

Hate song

Why this Valentine Valentine di

Why this Valentine Valentine di
It feels "foreign"-uh

Why this Valentine Valentine di
No overboard please-uh

Why this Valentine..di

Guardian of moral-uh moral-uh

Moral-uh color-uh white-uh

White background porn-uh porn-uh

Porn-uh color-uh blue-uh

Why this Valentine Valentine di

"Foreign" skin-uh girl-uh girl-uh

MLAs heart-uh black-uh

Phone-uh phone-uh watch-uh watch-uh

"Foreign" girl in stark-uh

Why this Valentine Valentine di
Why this Valentine Valentine di

No wishing V-Day, V-Day
"Foreign" culture spoil-uh spoil-uh
Watch-uh watch-uh porn-uh porn-uh
And-uh be good Indian boy-uh

Why this Valentine Valentine di
Why this Valentine Valentine di

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SATYA LAKSHMI13 February 2012 at 22:51
ha ha ha ... very nice
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Sunita Sriram16 February 2012 at 13:07
It shows that all of us can be lyricists as well as singers!!!
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magiceye18 February 2012 at 14:10
lol good one!!
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Saru Singhal22 February 2012 at 09:24
For me it is a bigger hit than Kolavari Di...:)
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An alluring mirage that I chase.
Sounds of fun and laughter are
Like gunshots
Piercing through my heart. (Read more in 'If Only' under Poems and Limericks)

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